The press is declaring a dead heat in the polls, as the literal definition of polar opposites Hillary and The Donald prepare to debate the future of America’s great decline. While most of us would […]
Super Bowl Sunday! Beer, chips, watching grown men give each other brain damage – what could be better? Everything! This game is going to be terrible. Not just the football crap – I’m talking the whole […]
I don’t think this post needs a lot of intro, other than it’s insanely awesome and created by the Japan-based company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts. I’m so buying their peanuts. So break out your wasabi and […]
Two weeks ago, in my ramble GOP Nerd Debate 2, I took a lot of flack for suggesting that Presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson was really really “high” during the second Presidential debate, as well as […]
BRING HIM HOME! That’s what the movie’s hundred million dollar marketing campaign is demanding we do, as America’s sweetheart Matt Damon stares at us in his big-ass helmet, trapped way the hell up on Mars. […]
Standing on the Manhattan courthouse steps following his federal victory in “Deflategate” Thursday, Tom Brady couldn’t heap enough praise on his crack legal team, led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish of Westeros. The square jawed […]
Pop Vinyl. It’s all I kept hearing about at Comicon. Ugly people in body inappropriate costumes blabbering over their 64 ounce Cokes: “They’re really cool!” “They make them for Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Dr. […]
Off to find the best Inuyasha cosplay at Comicon… and confront the Finding Bigfoot guys about the lack of Bigfoot poop evidence. Probably no updates on the site over the weekend, but FOLLOW RAMBLINGS on […]
Not since the drop in quality from comedy giant Caddyshack to cable reject Caddyshack 2 has a franchise suffered such a massive defeat. The last Roman, Prius Androgynous, watching as the Visigoths burned his once great city, […]
It’s already election season, and this 2016 looks like it’s gonna be a doozy. With 57 Republicans already announcing their intention for a shot at wasting four years of this country’s time – and God […]
Really? Putting a fake “Orca” in a harbor to scare off cute Sea Lions? That’s really being discussed, funded, implemented by town officials. Now I realize that the pro-fake-Orca crew will cite how badly the […]
People say that Los Angeles doesn’t have weather, doesn’t have seasons. Not true. We have Award seasons. And none is greater than the Oscars! Why? Because the “movie” people send out Oscar screeners – free […]
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Yes, a millennial finally taught me how to make a Meme. So I apologize for inflicting this on you. Now without further fanfare, I present… Meme Madness!
Nothing says American Independence like cats in costumes. So crack a beer, pour some wine, or smoke some crack. It’s all legal now. I think. Point is, getting drunk and looking at photos of domesticated […]