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Ramblings At The Super Bowl!

Super Bowl Sunday! Beer, chips, watching grown men give each other brain damage – what could be better? Everything! This game is going to be terrible.  Not just the football crap – I’m talking the whole friggin’ viewing experience. And this is why…

Phil Simms.

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My only game prediction is that not a single intelligent comment will come out of this albino’s mouth.

Promos for milk toast CBS Shows.

Marsha Gay Harden training to resuciate a member of the audience.
Nothing says cutting edge tv like Marcia Gay Harden in a medical procedural.

Horse Commercials with puppies.

Everyone knows that horses hate puppies. So unrealistic.
Everyone knows that horses hate puppies. So unrealistic.

Jim Nantz reminding us that Fred Couples was his college room-mate.

Nobody cares you had a there-way 40 years ago, Jim.
Nobody cares you had a there-way 40 years ago, Jim.

Evil White Men.

Conspiracy overlords discussing the alien hybrid program.
Conspiracy overlords discussing the alien hybrid program.

The third Manning brother.

Cooper may live off of Peyton and Eli – but I guarantee you he loathes them with the intensity of a Sith Lord.

The absence of the Jets.

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The pain of being a fan of futility is unbearable. 

NFL Announcers pretending to care about concussions.

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If player safety mattered, these five guys would be on welfare.

Coldplay.

Such a duché.
Such a douche.

About Marty 85 Articles

Hollywood screenwriter, reformed attorney and worshiper of the tiny princesses on Monster Island. Became a nerd as a child, thanks to lack of athletic ability, which turned me on to fantasy novels, scifi movies, and not having girlfriends. Favorite projects I’ve worked on as writer – adapting BBC SILK for the U.S., the Japanese anime BLACKJACK and currently my passion project, PANDORA. Soon to be a major comic book.

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