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Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Write in Khaleesi!

That’s right. I’ve had enough of both of the bums on the ballot. Let’s be honest. Donald Trump is the real world Walder Frey, minus the hair plugs.

So I'm gonna throw a Red Wedding, and it's gonna be the BEST Red Wedding you've ever seen...
So I’m gonna throw a Red Wedding, and it’s gonna be the BEST Red Wedding you’ve ever seen…

The Clintons are 100% Lannisters, with Hillary being Cersei in a pant suit.

Hillary with hair extensions could so rock that look.
Hillary with hair extensions could so rock that look.

What we need at this point is someone with integrity… and Dragons. ISIS is basically the Sons of the Harpy, and we all saw what happened when those gold-masked terrorists faced off against Khaleesi’s favorite reptile, Drogon.  Extra Crispy.

How's that for a foreign policy.
How’s that for a foreign policy.

So this November, don’t vote Democrat or Republican… but Targaryen, and hopefully we will not only have a female present, but a smoking hot female president!

#WriteinKhaleesi!

 

About Marty 85 Articles
Hollywood screenwriter, reformed attorney and worshiper of the tiny princesses on Monster Island. Became a nerd as a child, thanks to lack of athletic ability, which turned me on to fantasy novels, scifi movies, and not having girlfriends. Favorite projects I've worked on as writer - adapting BBC SILK for the U.S., the Japanese anime BLACKJACK and currently my passion project, PANDORA. Soon to be a major comic book.
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