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Observations from the Car Wash.

I can’t wait until TWILIGHT 17 comes out 20 years from now … and 46 year-old Taylor Lautner rips off his shirt and has a gut.  46 year-olds don’t give a shit. It’s darkest before […]

Debate 2012: Snoozapalooza.

Watched the debate, and regardless of who you think won … I think there should be general agreement that boredom was the word of the night.  Real, soul-numbing boredom, that not even a bottle of […]