TOUCHDOWN TUESDAY: THE JETS FORCE ME TO POST DOG PICTURES.

Rex sadly recalling when he was popular … and fat.

Blame it on the Jets.  Yes, the Jets.  The sheer downward spiral of that “program,” if it is a program, has driven me to this … a move even more desperate than posting cute kitten pictures.  Plus, Rex is a dog’s name, which seems like a message from the Universe.  Or the cellar.

Though kittens do get better traffic.  But I’ve kinda run out of kitten pictures, so …

Enjoy the truly the low-point of this blog.  But stay tuned, cause I can go lower.  Though I don’t think Rex can …

But here it goes.  The dogs of the grid-iron!

Puppy with paw glued to football.

Puppy glued on top of football.

This team has gone to the dogs.  And third dog has head glued to tiny goalpost.

Another puppy with a football.  And paws glued … you get it.

Bark Starr.  Or hospital patient.

All-American Adorable.  With paw glued.

For my female readers … puppy glued to lap of Friday Night Lights dude, and blockbuster dud.

For my European readers.  And yes we know that football is soccer in Europe, so shut the fuck up, Juergens!

This dog kinda looks like a dick.  As are most football players.

Future pit champion.

Last photo of Billy before he got that big scar on his cheek.

Okay, I’m starting to go dark.  Not the same fuzzy vibe of my kitten posts.  And I don’t even like cats!

But the Jets have just brought me down … and this is a team that swims on the bottom of the pond in a good year.  But this year … the Tebow trade … the lap band …

Ughh.

So let’s stop the bleeding with a shot that is sure to bring cheer to your day!  Or my day.  Though it is rather repulsive.  But does explain why Sanchez is not on the bench …

Jabba the Rex.

 

RAMBLINGS’ HURRICANE SANDY CHEER UP: KITTENS IN COSTUMES!

It’s a cat … dressed as a witch!

With storms hitting the coast, Clooney and Marky Mark lost at sea, and hell ready to spew forth ghouls, goblins and ghosts on October 31, I think everybody needs a little kitten cheer.  And these are some fabulously fashionable felines!

I come to suck your cuteness!

The kitten is dressed as a … kitten!

It’s a cat pig! Oink oink.

Jurassic Cat.

Holy shit, it’s a bear!

What the hell is this?

A cat dressed as a baby … dressed as a cat. Notice the quality of the human skin on the mask. Bravo.

Poca-catus.

Catter up!

These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.

And last … the Gene Simmons Kitten!  Imagine the effort it took to stretch that kitten’s tongue.  A dedicated owner.

Ramblings will be back on Monday. For real!

If I don’t get some Ramblings pronto, the shit in my diaper is gonna fly.

Until then, more kittens!

Scaredy cat!

Peek a boo!

Are you shitting me? Ridiculous.

So cute should be illegal!  Like crack.  Literally like crack.

Two cups of adorable, please.

This is like art. Really expensive, cute art.

Nap time!

Best friends!

Once again, I apologize for this shameless pandering to clicks.  But people love kittens.  Love them!

See you Monday with some good vitriol.

FESTER FRIDAY!

Will return next Friday.  In place of it, and to boost my traffic, will be a gallery of adorable kitten photos.

It’s like a little lion!

 

Are you cute-ing me!!!

Awwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rub my belly!

Nothing can be this adorable!

It’s wearing a frog hat!

Little Red Cutey-Hood!

Witty baby kitty looks so sad!

It lives in a little sock!

If this doesn’t melt your heart, you are slime.

And I apologize to those who expected better.  Don’t.