The press is declaring a dead heat in the polls, as the literal definition of polar opposites Hillary and The Donald prepare to debate the future of America’s great decline. While most of us would […]
Nothing says American Independence like cats in costumes. So crack a beer, pour some wine, or smoke some crack. It’s all legal now. I think. Point is, getting drunk and looking at photos of domesticated […]
Super Bowl Sunday! Beer, chips, watching grown men give each other brain damage – what could be better? Everything! This game is going to be terrible. Not just the football crap – I’m talking the whole […]
Interstellar! Alright alright alright. How cool does this movie look! Matthew McConaughey running around in a spacesuit, looking really chill as he saves Michael Cain and a bunch of people in Kansas. Oh yeah, and […]
You knew it was coming. There is no basement this blog will not dig through. Now enjoy the Christmas Cats! And hopefully non-confrontational family and high proof Holiday cheer!
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