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July 4 Cats!!!

Nothing says American Independence like cats in costumes. So crack a beer, pour some wine, or smoke some crack. It’s all legal now. I think. Point is, getting drunk and looking at photos of domesticated […]

Observations from the Car Wash.

I can’t wait until TWILIGHT 17 comes out 20 years from now … and 46 year-old Taylor Lautner rips off his shirt and has a gut.¬† 46 year-olds don’t give a shit. It’s darkest before […]