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Observations from the Car Wash.

I can’t wait until TWILIGHT 17 comes out 20 years from now … and 46 year-old Taylor Lautner rips off his shirt and has a gut.  46 year-olds don’t give a shit. It’s darkest before […]

Ramblings Not At The Movies: Taken 2.

Taken 2!  Big weekend hit, made about a gazillion dollars.  Plot is pretty obvious.  Liam Neeson once again has to become a total badass to save his slutty daughter from dark-skinned bad guys somewhere in […]