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Thanksgiving Kittens!

Back by popular demand for the 20th straight year… 

I saw CATS one Thanksgiving. Or maybe it was Phantom. I drink during the holidays, and note the nip slip.
If that’s not a demon I don’t know what is. And the cat with the pilgrim hat’s weird too.
Gobble Gobble Mutha-F’er.
Crack in a basket.
Wait? I just woke up from my two week nap… she didn’t win?!!!
This portrait looks expensive! And worth it.
Let’s just shove their heads through these tiny holes. It’ll make a great picture.
That is one badass Pilgrim.
Pooping in a teepee.
Yo Pilgrims, who wants to learn how to grow some f-ing corn.
Yeah, I know it’s not a kitten. Technically.
Looking for cuddles and scalps.
Don’t worry Indians. There’s no way we’re gonna repay your corn and food with genocide. Not a chance, now give us more turkey you godless heathens!
The result of too much pre-stuffing Pinot Noir.
Another cat in cheap turkey costume. And having a stroke.
Cat Reverend Dimmesdale right after he put a scarlet letter on Kitty Hester… with authority!
This cat’s always at Thanksgiving. He’s your uncle. And he’s about to insult your wife.



About Marty 86 Articles
Hollywood screenwriter, reformed attorney and worshiper of the tiny princesses on Monster Island. Became a nerd as a child, thanks to lack of athletic ability, which turned me on to fantasy novels, scifi movies, and not having girlfriends. Favorite projects I've worked on as writer - adapting BBC SILK for the U.S., the Japanese anime BLACKJACK and currently my passion project, PANDORA. Soon to be a major comic book.
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