Christmas Cats! Merry X-mas!
You knew it was coming. There is no basement this blog will not dig through. Now enjoy the Christmas Cats! And hopefully non-confrontational family and high proof Holiday cheer!
2012
Ramblings Holidays: Ten Movies Your Annoying Cousin Edgar Will Hate
Because all of us have an annoying Cousin Edgar. He may not be named Edgar, or even be a woman, but the type exists. You never liked them as kids, yet somehow, like clockwork, until […]
Observations from the Car Wash.
I can’t wait until TWILIGHT 17 comes out 20 years from now … and 46 year-old Taylor Lautner rips off his shirt and has a gut. 46 year-olds don’t give a shit. It’s darkest before […]
10 Replacements for JETS Fireman Ed.
That’s right. The unspeakable has happened. Long time Jets fanatic Fireman Ed Ansalone has hung up his green helmet, and handed over the difficult job of slowly spelling out “JETS” for 60,000 screaming plumbers to […]
TEN REASONS THE HOBBIT WILL ROCK!
Brought to you by WARP SPEED WEDNESDAY. WARNING: If you did not like the Lord of the Rings trilogy, then this article is not for you. Indeed, reading anything requiring imagination is not for you, […]
Thanksgiving Kittens!
Back by popular demand for the 20th straight year… AND COMING SOON …
FESTER FRIDAY: GENERAL POONHOUND
In an endless annual news cycle of pure crap, this week’s Petraeus scandal wins the prize. Breaking News! Generals like to bang skanks! And so do politicians. And fat middle aged men on business […]
TOUCHDOWN TUESDAY: THE JETS FORCE ME TO POST DOG PICTURES.
Blame it on the Jets. Yes, the Jets. The sheer downward spiral of that “program,” if it is a program, has driven me to this … a move even more desperate than posting cute kitten […]
ELECTION 2012: SPOILER ALERT – I KNOW WHO WINS!
That’s right. You don’t need to vote, or waste a night hearing Wolf Blitzer’s high pitched whine about which way Ohio goes. Because … Obama wins. That’s right. No chance he doesn’t. How do I […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE ELECTION!
That’s right. I’m pissed off at the election. Why? Cause the lead up has been so boring. First off, there’s only two guys running. It’s like the end of the NCAA Tournament, after 62 teams […]