Aloha! Ramblings takes a vacation!
My therapist recommended sun and sand after reading my last post. So see you suckers on Tuesday. Hopefully I’ll be tan and rested. Or burnt and hungover. “Tiny bubbles, in the wine, make me feel […]
August 2012
RAMBLINGS’ BUMMER MOVIE ENDINGS
That’s right. I like movies with happy endings. And before you make a bad Thai massage joke, no, I don’t like happy endings to my massages. I like my massages traditional, with harp music, at […]
Observations from the Car Wash.
It’s always darkest before the dawn. And also right after Mom drinks her third Gin. Every Cialis commercial ends with the man and woman side by side in outdoor bathtubs. Does Cialis make your dick […]
Moral Monday: The Grasshopper and the Ant.
Of course we had to hit the Ant and the Grasshopper one of these Moral Mondays. It’s THE Classic of Aesop’s “let’s bum kids out” Fables. As everyone knows, the Ant works really hard all […]
The Unexamined Life II.
Okay, so I received some complaints after the first THE UNEXAMINED LIFE post – some being “two” – regarding the meteoric plummet of the piece, which I advertised would rise above the typical muck of […]
MORAL MONDAY: CHEATERS NEVER WIN.
I don’t even know where to start on this one. Cheaters never win. Really? They don’t? Cause … not so sure that’s the case. In fact, the magnitude of the fucking lie that cheaters NEVER […]
FESTER FRIDAY: FRIDAY.
That’s right. I got a problem with Friday. It’s a very over-rated day. Whole fucking week … everyone can’t wait till Friday. Whether you’re in a corner office or a cubicle, you spend the whole […]
World’s Fastest Man Run Over By World’s Slowest Driver
The world’s fastest man, Abebe Bogale of Ethiopa, winner of multiple gold medals in the past two Olympics in the 100 and 200 meter sprints, was run over on Thursday by the world’s slowest driver, […]
Ten Olympics Moments That NBC Decided Not To Televise
Debbie Phelps shows off son’s gold medals at pool … and her new gold two-piece. U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team tickled on floor mat by Al Roker. U.S. Crew team’s pledges clean boat in jock straps […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE MOON
That’s right. The Moon. I hate the fucking Moon. And here’s why … it’s utterly worthless. Because: It’s not a planet. It’s just a Moon. And not a unique Moon. There are trillions of Moons, […]