RAMBLINGS NOT AT THE MOVIES: TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE.
Let’s get right into this snoozer, which I will never, ever see. Not even on cable. Not even on a plane where it’s on the tiny screen inches from my face in my claustrophobic economy […]
2012
WARP SPEED WEDNESDAY. NASA.
I saw on CNN today that NASA was retiring the Space Shuttle Endeavor, as they cut to a shot of the clumsy looking space craft, airborne, humping a much cooler looking 747. And my first […]
Jets Coach Rex Ryan guarantees Jets will win Sunday — and that he’ll gain back 120 pounds.
Newly skinny Jets Coach Rex Ryan guaranteed that the Jets would defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers this Sunday by 10 points, and also guaranteed he’s gonna gain back about 120 pounds in the next two years. […]
RAMBLINGS’ BUMMER MOVIE ENDINGS: BIG & THE ROAD
This week I focus on two movies that really bummed me out. THE ROAD, and BIG. Very different movies, but both share the same theme. Children are treated horribly. And that bums me out. And […]
The Unexamined Life III.
Despite the low ratings on my prior attempts at philosophic discourse, I am committed to raising the level of this blog – especially given the recent kitten photo posts. Once again I’ve invited fellow observer […]
MORAL MONDAY: THE GOOSE WITH THE GOLDEN EGGS.
I’m just a sucker for the classics. Everyone knows this one. Farmer and wife are starving. Republican administration, so no aid. Already sold a kid or two. The shit is bad, and we’re one winter […]
Aloha! Ramblings takes a vacation!
My therapist recommended sun and sand after reading my last post. So see you suckers on Tuesday. Hopefully I’ll be tan and rested. Or burnt and hungover. “Tiny bubbles, in the wine, make me feel […]
RAMBLINGS’ BUMMER MOVIE ENDINGS
That’s right. I like movies with happy endings. And before you make a bad Thai massage joke, no, I don’t like happy endings to my massages. I like my massages traditional, with harp music, at […]
Observations from the Car Wash.
It’s always darkest before the dawn. And also right after Mom drinks her third Gin. Every Cialis commercial ends with the man and woman side by side in outdoor bathtubs. Does Cialis make your dick […]
Moral Monday: The Grasshopper and the Ant.
Of course we had to hit the Ant and the Grasshopper one of these Moral Mondays. It’s THE Classic of Aesop’s “let’s bum kids out” Fables. As everyone knows, the Ant works really hard all […]