The Unexamined Life II.
Okay, so I received some complaints after the first THE UNEXAMINED LIFE post – some being “two” – regarding the meteoric plummet of the piece, which I advertised would rise above the typical muck of […]
2012
MORAL MONDAY: CHEATERS NEVER WIN.
I don’t even know where to start on this one. Cheaters never win. Really? They don’t? Cause … not so sure that’s the case. In fact, the magnitude of the fucking lie that cheaters NEVER […]
FESTER FRIDAY: FRIDAY.
That’s right. I got a problem with Friday. It’s a very over-rated day. Whole fucking week … everyone can’t wait till Friday. Whether you’re in a corner office or a cubicle, you spend the whole […]
World’s Fastest Man Run Over By World’s Slowest Driver
The world’s fastest man, Abebe Bogale of Ethiopa, winner of multiple gold medals in the past two Olympics in the 100 and 200 meter sprints, was run over on Thursday by the world’s slowest driver, […]
Ten Olympics Moments That NBC Decided Not To Televise
Debbie Phelps shows off son’s gold medals at pool … and her new gold two-piece. U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team tickled on floor mat by Al Roker. U.S. Crew team’s pledges clean boat in jock straps […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE MOON
That’s right. The Moon. I hate the fucking Moon. And here’s why … it’s utterly worthless. Because: It’s not a planet. It’s just a Moon. And not a unique Moon. There are trillions of Moons, […]
MORAL MONDAY: THE SCORPION AND THE FROG.
Today I’ve decided to focus on the famous fable, The Scorpion and The Frog, that some of you may remember from your youth — or not — as I’m aware some of my readers are […]
FESTER FRIDAY: HENRY VIII, Royal Dickhead.
That’s right Henry VIII, you selfish, fat fuck. I’m talking about you. I got your number, tubby. You’re soooooo religious … as you kill all your wives, steal church land, and put poor Jonathan Rhys […]
RAMBLINGS’ NOT AT THE MOVIES: THE WATCH
Welcome to the first installment of “NOT AT THE MOVIES!” What the hell does that mean? Exactly what it sounds like. I will review movies THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN, neither in the theaters or […]
Observations from a car wash.
Crazy people are hard to sneak up on. Never kill the messenger. It may be your wine club delivery. As a general rule, the homeless know how to party. Opthamologists are different from Optometrists … […]