Fester Friday: Gnomes.
Enough said. They are not Dwarves. They are not Elves. They are not Smurfs. They are not Hobbits or Goblins. They service no plot elements in Harry Potter, other than to fuck around in the […]
2012
The Unexamined Life.
It occurred to me this morning as I sat watching Kathy Lee drink her third glass of wine on network television, that in an effort to find my Voice – and I do mean Voice […]
Moral Monday: Dancing Guy.
Okay, I said on Friday that I’d go back to ripping off the Onion. But I just wasn’t feeling it today, so I decided to scan my phone to see what I did this weekend […]
Fester Friday: The Pooping Waiter.
I’ve decided to take a break from writing homages to The Onion, and go on a true rant. Since it’s Friday, I’m gonna be creative and call this angry, juvenile column, Fester Friday. Perhaps […]
NY Jets Coach Rex Ryan announces there is no Sanchez/Tebow Quarterback Controversy – “They Both Suck!”
Addressing the Press from a snack break at Carls Jr., NY Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan has decided to clear the air about what is being called a quarterback controversy in New York. “I’m tired […]