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Fester Friday: The Shutdown!
I mean, how hard is it for government to do what it’s best at… spend our money! Yet, somehow, the clowns on both sides of the aisle can’t even agree to blow our hard earned […]
True Ramblings: New Year’s Reflections.
I’m not going to repeat my post at the end of 2017, where I told the year to go to hell, and happily welcomed 2018… which was not much better. In fact far worse… That […]
Beneath the Mask: Images of the Year – The Kavanaugh Hearing.
I think nothing speaks to 2018 in America more than the Kavanaugh hearing. So, hear we go… lots of images of very, very angry people. And one beautiful CHARMED cast member…
MONSTER MASHUP. I finally figure out why Finding Bigfoot couldn’t find Bigfoot. And it’s a game changer!
It has long vexed me that my number two fear – Bigfoot – by all logical, rational, scientific means cannot exist. Why, you ask? Is it the absurdity of a giant primate in North America […]
Ramblings’ Observations from the Car Wash
For some, enlightenment comes from meditation, silent contemplation, religious devotion. Opening the mind to the universe. Feeling the energy that surrounds all of us in this dark, lonely cosmos… Not me. Real truths come to […]
Ramblings’ Back from the Dead: Ten Days of Posts! Maybe…
I know, this is like the second post of 2018, meaning this website is pretty much dead. Sorry, but the new tax laws are very scary, and I needed to make big moves, and create […]
COMING SOON! Ramblings’ Not At The Movies: Godzilla: King of the Monsters!
Spoiler alert: Movie will rock, but should have been titled: Godzilla, Ghidorah and Rodan kiss Mothra’s massive mothballs. All Hail King Mothra!
Observations from the Car Wash.
Following my very doomed prediction that 2018 would exceed 2017, I decided to head to Iceland to actually prove that elves live there -given their government recognizes their existence (no joke). Like Iceland’s ambition to […]
Game of Thrones Season 6 – “It’s Just Tits and Dragons!”
Ian McShane knew what he was talking about when he made that quote about GOT – though we’ve yet to see a topless Khaleesi actually riding a dragon – but one can always hope. But […]
Ramblings At The Super Bowl!
Super Bowl Sunday! Beer, chips, watching grown men give each other brain damage – what could be better? Everything! This game is going to be terrible. Not just the football crap – I’m talking the whole […]
Ramblings’ Not At the Oscars: The Golden Globes.
First off, Happy 2016! And happy 1998 to those of you living in Eastern Europe and Glendale. Very excited to get this year going with some thoughts on the saucy start of Awards season in […]
Warp Speed Wednesday: The New Star Wars – Not So New.
SPOILER ALERT. If you’re so checked out that you didn’t see the new Star Wars yet, but perhaps in theory intend at catch it on a tiny TV screen on the back of an airline […]
Rambling’s Cute Kittens – SUSHI CATS!
I don’t think this post needs a lot of intro, other than it’s insanely awesome and created by the Japan-based company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts. I’m so buying their peanuts. So break out your wasabi and […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Ten Things Ben Carson Might Say!
Two weeks ago, in my ramble GOP Nerd Debate 2, I took a lot of flack for suggesting that Presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson was really really “high” during the second Presidential debate, as well as […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Movies: The Martian!
BRING HIM HOME! That’s what the movie’s hundred million dollar marketing campaign is demanding we do, as America’s sweetheart Matt Damon stares at us in his big-ass helmet, trapped way the hell up on Mars. […]
Rambling’s Not At the Polls: GOP Nerd Debate 2!
Talk about eleven people you don’t want to sit with at lunch in Junior High. Even the Sikh kid wearing the Dakar and backtrace is cooler. And one of you just readers got really offended. […]
Triumphant Tom Brady Thanks Legal Team led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish
Standing on the Manhattan courthouse steps following his federal victory in “Deflategate” Thursday, Tom Brady couldn’t heap enough praise on his crack legal team, led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish of Westeros. The square jawed […]
Warp Speed Wednesday: FUNKO POP VINYL!
Pop Vinyl. It’s all I kept hearing about at Comicon. Ugly people in body inappropriate costumes blabbering over their 64 ounce Cokes: “They’re really cool!” “They make them for Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Dr. […]
Monster Mashup: Why can’t Finding Bigfoot Find Bigfoot?
I know this may seem a bit random, given I don’t believe in Bigfoot, but after watching 8 seasons of the show, I’ve finally hit my “wait until next” episode limit. Those fuckers better find […]
True Detective Tuesday: More Frank Semyon!
Okay, despite all my ramblings about the shitshow that is TD2, I had to watch another episode, the fourth. Which once again was terrible. A quick summary of the plot. Rachel McAdams is put on […]
Ramblings’ Not on my TV: EMMY NOMS.
Money’s been exchanged, payments made… and the Emmy Nominations are out! Is it me or was every show, crappy or not, nominated for at least some minor award? Look, I know there are lots of […]
True Detective S.2, Truly Terrible!
Not since the drop in quality from comedy giant Caddyshack to cable reject Caddyshack 2 has a franchise suffered such a massive defeat. The last Roman, Prius Androgynous, watching as the Visigoths burned his once great city, […]
FESTER FRIDAY: Jon Snow is Dead – Get over it!!!
SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS YOU ARE NOT A GAME OF THRONES FAN. That’s right. At this point, there is no excuse not to know this, other than, you don’t really give a […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Jeb Bush!
It’s already election season, and this 2016 looks like it’s gonna be a doozy. With 57 Republicans already announcing their intention for a shot at wasting four years of this country’s time – and God […]
THOUGHTLESS THURSDAY: Fake Orca – Live Sea Lions. How could this possibly go wrong?
Really? Putting a fake “Orca” in a harbor to scare off cute Sea Lions? That’s really being discussed, funded, implemented by town officials. Now I realize that the pro-fake-Orca crew will cite how badly the […]
Ramblings Not Quite at the Oscars: Part Deux – FOXCATCHER!
I promised you there’d be more, and here it is – my review of Foxcatcher. Even I’m shocked by the effort. Now yes it’s the DAY of the Oscars, and yes it’s only one […]
Ramblings’ Not Quite at the Oscars: Part I.
People say that Los Angeles doesn’t have weather, doesn’t have seasons. Not true. We have Award seasons. And none is greater than the Oscars! Why? Because the “movie” people send out Oscar screeners – free […]
Beneath the Mask: Images of the Year!
Thought I’d share some memorable images I saw this year. Note that none of these are important. They are all frivolous. If you want to really see images that mattered, I suggest you click over […]
Thanksgiving Kittens!
Back by popular demand for the 20th straight year… AND COMING SOON …
Monster Mashup: The Scorpion and the Mothra.
This week is a mash up. I’m sorta obsessed with Mothra, and I’ve noticed that the most popular post I’ve ever had is Moral Monday: The Scorpion and the Frog. So … I decided to […]
Moral Monday: The Grasshopper and the Ant.
Of course we had to hit the Ant and the Grasshopper one of these Moral Mondays. It’s THE Classic of Aesop’s “let’s bum kids out” Fables. As everyone knows, the Ant works really hard all […]
MORAL MONDAY: THE SCORPION AND THE FROG.
Today I’ve decided to focus on the famous fable, The Scorpion and The Frog, that some of you may remember from your youth — or not — as I’m aware some of my readers are […]
Doll House Diaries 2.0
WGA Strike edition. Operation shave Timothee Chalamet in action.
Dollhouse Diaries: The Merry Men of Monday!
Dollhouse Diaries, the Merry Men of Monday. […]
Dollhouse Diaries: Being Plastic in the Covid Era.
Dolls trying to survive Covid in their dollhouse. […]
Breaking News! Rand Paul wants to change his “no” vote on Coronavirus funding.
I was just kidding! I’m a known kidder! #nosenseofhumor #notakidder