The world’s fastest man, Abebe Bogale of Ethiopa, winner of multiple gold medals in the past two Olympics in the 100 and 200 meter sprints, was run over on Thursday by the world’s slowest driver, […]
Debbie Phelps shows off son’s gold medals at pool … and her new gold two-piece. U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team tickled on floor mat by Al Roker. U.S. Crew team’s pledges clean boat in jock straps […]
That’s right. The Moon. I hate the fucking Moon. And here’s why … it’s utterly worthless. Because: It’s not a planet. It’s just a Moon. And not a unique Moon. There are trillions of Moons, […]
Today I’ve decided to focus on the famous fable, The Scorpion and The Frog, that some of you may remember from your youth — or not — as I’m aware some of my readers are […]
That’s right Henry VIII, you selfish, fat fuck. I’m talking about you. I got your number, tubby. You’re soooooo religious … as you kill all your wives, steal church land, and put poor Jonathan Rhys […]
Welcome to the first installment of “NOT AT THE MOVIES!” What the hell does that mean? Exactly what it sounds like. I will review movies THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN, neither in the theaters or […]
Crazy people are hard to sneak up on. Never kill the messenger. It may be your wine club delivery. As a general rule, the homeless know how to party. Opthamologists are different from Optometrists … […]
Enough said. They are not Dwarves. They are not Elves. They are not Smurfs. They are not Hobbits or Goblins. They service no plot elements in Harry Potter, other than to fuck around in the […]
It occurred to me this morning as I sat watching Kathy Lee drink her third glass of wine on network television, that in an effort to find my Voice – and I do mean Voice […]
Okay, I said on Friday that I’d go back to ripping off the Onion. But I just wasn’t feeling it today, so I decided to scan my phone to see what I did this weekend […]
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