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10 Replacements for JETS Fireman Ed.

That’s right.  The unspeakable has happened.  Long time Jets fanatic Fireman Ed Ansalone has hung up his green helmet, and handed over the difficult job of slowly spelling out “JETS” for 60,000 screaming plumbers to […]

TEN REASONS THE HOBBIT WILL ROCK!

Brought to you by WARP SPEED WEDNESDAY. WARNING:  If you did not like the Lord of the Rings trilogy, then this article is not for you.  Indeed, reading anything requiring imagination is not for you, […]

FESTER FRIDAY: GENERAL POONHOUND

  In an endless annual news cycle of pure crap, this week’s Petraeus scandal wins the prize.  Breaking News!  Generals like to bang skanks!  And so do politicians.  And fat middle aged men on business […]

FESTER FRIDAY: THE ELECTION!

That’s right.  I’m pissed off at the election.  Why?  Cause the lead up has been so boring.  First off, there’s only two guys running.  It’s like the end of the NCAA Tournament, after 62 teams […]

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