RAMBLINGS’ BUMMER MOVIE ENDINGS: BIG & THE ROAD
This week I focus on two movies that really bummed me out. THE ROAD, and BIG. Very different movies, but both share the same theme. Children are treated horribly. And that bums me out. And […]
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The Unexamined Life III.
Despite the low ratings on my prior attempts at philosophic discourse, I am committed to raising the level of this blog – especially given the recent kitten photo posts. Once again I’ve invited fellow observer […]
MORAL MONDAY: THE GOOSE WITH THE GOLDEN EGGS.
I’m just a sucker for the classics. Everyone knows this one. Farmer and wife are starving. Republican administration, so no aid. Already sold a kid or two. The shit is bad, and we’re one winter […]
Aloha! Ramblings takes a vacation!
My therapist recommended sun and sand after reading my last post. So see you suckers on Tuesday. Hopefully I’ll be tan and rested. Or burnt and hungover. “Tiny bubbles, in the wine, make me feel […]
RAMBLINGS’ BUMMER MOVIE ENDINGS
That’s right. I like movies with happy endings. And before you make a bad Thai massage joke, no, I don’t like happy endings to my massages. I like my massages traditional, with harp music, at […]
Observations from the Car Wash.
It’s always darkest before the dawn. And also right after Mom drinks her third Gin. Every Cialis commercial ends with the man and woman side by side in outdoor bathtubs. Does Cialis make your dick […]
Moral Monday: The Grasshopper and the Ant.
Of course we had to hit the Ant and the Grasshopper one of these Moral Mondays. It’s THE Classic of Aesop’s “let’s bum kids out” Fables. As everyone knows, the Ant works really hard all […]
The Unexamined Life II.
Okay, so I received some complaints after the first THE UNEXAMINED LIFE post – some being “two” – regarding the meteoric plummet of the piece, which I advertised would rise above the typical muck of […]
MORAL MONDAY: CHEATERS NEVER WIN.
I don’t even know where to start on this one. Cheaters never win. Really? They don’t? Cause … not so sure that’s the case. In fact, the magnitude of the fucking lie that cheaters NEVER […]
FESTER FRIDAY: FRIDAY.
That’s right. I got a problem with Friday. It’s a very over-rated day. Whole fucking week … everyone can’t wait till Friday. Whether you’re in a corner office or a cubicle, you spend the whole […]