Marty

News Ticker

[ May 13, 2020 ] Dollhouse Diaries: Being plastic in a covid world. Dollhouse Diaries
[ March 22, 2020 ] Family will get us through the Coronavirus! Meme Madness!
[ March 15, 2020 ] Bad Pence! Meme Madness!
[ March 4, 2020 ] Biden’s alive! Meme Madness!
[ March 3, 2020 ] JoMENTUM! Meme Madness!
[ January 4, 2019 ] Fester Friday: The Shutdown! Fester Friday
[ December 31, 2018 ] True Ramblings: New Year’s Reflections. True Ramblings
[ December 27, 2018 ] Beneath the Mask: Images of the Year – The Kavanaugh Hearing. Beneath the Mask
[ December 26, 2018 ] MONSTER MASHUP. I finally figure out why Finding Bigfoot couldn’t find Bigfoot. And it’s a game changer! Monster Mashup
[ December 23, 2018 ] Ramblings’ Observations from the Car Wash Observations from the Car Wash
[ December 22, 2018 ] Ramblings’ Back from the Dead: Ten Days of Posts! Maybe… True Randomness
[ September 6, 2018 ] COMING SOON! Ramblings’ Not At The Movies: Godzilla: King of the Monsters! Rambling Not At The Movies
[ June 4, 2018 ] Observations from the Car Wash. Observations from the Car Wash
[ June 12, 2016 ] Game of Thrones Season 6 – “It’s Just Tits and Dragons!” Ramblings' Not on my TV!
[ February 7, 2016 ] Ramblings At The Super Bowl! Touchdown Tuesday
[ January 11, 2016 ] Ramblings’ Not At the Oscars: The Golden Globes. Rambling Not At The Movies
[ December 23, 2015 ] Warp Speed Wednesday: The New Star Wars – Not So New. Warp Speed Wednesday
[ October 28, 2015 ] Rambling’s Cute Kittens – SUSHI CATS! Cute kittens!
[ October 12, 2015 ] Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Ten Things Ben Carson Might Say! Ramblings' Not At the Polls
[ October 2, 2015 ] Ramblings’ Not At The Movies: The Martian! Rambling Not At The Movies
[ September 18, 2015 ] Rambling’s Not At the Polls: GOP Nerd Debate 2! Ramblings' Not At the Polls
[ September 3, 2015 ] Triumphant Tom Brady Thanks Legal Team led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish Ramblings' Not on my TV!
[ August 5, 2015 ] Warp Speed Wednesday: FUNKO POP VINYL! Warp Speed Wednesday
[ July 29, 2015 ] Monster Mashup: Why can’t Finding Bigfoot Find Bigfoot? Monster Mashup
[ July 21, 2015 ] True Detective Tuesday: More Frank Semyon! Ramblings' Not on my TV!
[ July 16, 2015 ] Ramblings’ Not on my TV: EMMY NOMS. Ramblings' Not on my TV!
[ July 7, 2015 ] True Detective S.2, Truly Terrible! Ramblings' Not on my TV!
[ June 25, 2015 ] FESTER FRIDAY: Jon Snow is Dead – Get over it!!! Fester Friday
[ June 22, 2015 ] Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Jeb Bush! Ramblings' Not At the Polls
[ May 28, 2015 ] THOUGHTLESS THURSDAY: Fake Orca – Live Sea Lions. How could this possibly go wrong? Thoughtless Thursday
[ February 22, 2015 ] Ramblings Not Quite at the Oscars: Part Deux – FOXCATCHER! Ramblings' Not At the Oscars
[ January 6, 2015 ] Ramblings’ Not Quite at the Oscars: Part I. Ramblings' Not At the Oscars
[ December 31, 2014 ] Beneath the Mask: Images of the Year! Beneath the Mask
[ November 21, 2012 ] Thanksgiving Kittens! Cute kittens!
[ October 24, 2012 ] Monster Mashup: The Scorpion and the Mothra. Monster Mashup
[ August 20, 2012 ] Moral Monday: The Grasshopper and the Ant. Moral Monday
[ July 30, 2012 ] MORAL MONDAY: THE SCORPION AND THE FROG. Moral Monday
[ June 1, 2023 ] Doll House Diaries 2.0 True Randomness
[ May 18, 2020 ] Dollhouse Diaries: The Merry Men of Monday! Dollhouse Diaries
[ April 27, 2020 ] Dollhouse Diaries: Being Plastic in the Covid Era. Dollhouse Diaries
[ April 2, 2020 ] Tipsy Turtle Says! Meme Madness!

About Marty

Hollywood screenwriter, reformed attorney and worshiper of the tiny princesses on Monster Island. Became a nerd as a child, thanks to lack of athletic ability, which turned me on to fantasy novels, scifi movies, and not having girlfriends. Favorite projects I've worked on as writer - various tv shows, adapting BBC SILK for the U.S., and the Japanese anime BLACKJACK. Oh and I also wrote the #1 Wondery podcast, MANslaughter.

Contact:

Fester Friday: The Pooping Waiter.

Marty 3

I’ve decided to take a break from writing homages to The Onion, and go on a true rant. Since it’s Friday, I’m gonna be creative and call this angry, juvenile column, Fester Friday. Perhaps […]

NY Jets Coach Rex Ryan announces there is no Sanchez/Tebow Quarterback Controversy – “They Both Suck!”

Marty 1

Addressing the Press from a snack break at Carls Jr., NY Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan has decided to clear the air about what is being called a quarterback controversy in New York. “I’m tired […]