Articles by Marty
Ramblings’ Meme Madness: Jobama!
Yes, a millennial finally taught me how to make a Meme. So I apologize for inflicting this on you. Now without further fanfare, I present… Meme Madness!
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Write in Khaleesi!
That’s right. I’ve had enough of both of the bums on the ballot. Let’s be honest. Donald Trump is the real world Walder Frey, minus the hair plugs. The Clintons are 100% Lannisters, with Hillary […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: The First Big Debate!
The press is declaring a dead heat in the polls, as the literal definition of polar opposites Hillary and The Donald prepare to debate the future of America’s great decline. While most of us would […]
July 4 Cats!!!
Nothing says American Independence like cats in costumes. So crack a beer, pour some wine, or smoke some crack. It’s all legal now. I think. Point is, getting drunk and looking at photos of domesticated […]
GAME OF THRONES: Spoiler. My predictions about the Season Finale.
Spoiler! I am writing this in advance of the season finale, and I swear to the Seven Gods and Hodor’s DJ headphones that I have zero friends at HBO and on the GOT writing staff. […]
Game of Thrones Season 6 – “It’s Just Tits and Dragons!”
Ian McShane knew what he was talking about when he made that quote about GOT – though we’ve yet to see a topless Khaleesi actually riding a dragon – but one can always hope. But […]