Ramblings At The Super Bowl!
Super Bowl Sunday! Beer, chips, watching grown men give each other brain damage – what could be better? Everything! This game is going to be terrible. Not just the football crap – I’m talking the whole […]
Articles by Marty
Ramblings’ Not At the Oscars: The Golden Globes.
First off, Happy 2016! And happy 1998 to those of you living in Eastern Europe and Glendale. Very excited to get this year going with some thoughts on the saucy start of Awards season in […]
Warp Speed Wednesday: The New Star Wars – Not So New.
SPOILER ALERT. If you’re so checked out that you didn’t see the new Star Wars yet, but perhaps in theory intend at catch it on a tiny TV screen on the back of an airline […]
Rambling’s Cute Kittens – SUSHI CATS!
I don’t think this post needs a lot of intro, other than it’s insanely awesome and created by the Japan-based company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts. I’m so buying their peanuts. So break out your wasabi and […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Ten Things Ben Carson Might Say!
Two weeks ago, in my ramble GOP Nerd Debate 2, I took a lot of flack for suggesting that Presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson was really really “high” during the second Presidential debate, as well as […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Movies: The Martian!
BRING HIM HOME! That’s what the movie’s hundred million dollar marketing campaign is demanding we do, as America’s sweetheart Matt Damon stares at us in his big-ass helmet, trapped way the hell up on Mars. […]
Rambling’s Not At the Polls: GOP Nerd Debate 2!
Talk about eleven people you don’t want to sit with at lunch in Junior High. Even the Sikh kid wearing the Dakar and backtrace is cooler. And one of you just readers got really offended. […]
Triumphant Tom Brady Thanks Legal Team led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish
Standing on the Manhattan courthouse steps following his federal victory in “Deflategate” Thursday, Tom Brady couldn’t heap enough praise on his crack legal team, led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish of Westeros. The square jawed […]
Warp Speed Wednesday: FUNKO POP VINYL!
Pop Vinyl. It’s all I kept hearing about at Comicon. Ugly people in body inappropriate costumes blabbering over their 64 ounce Cokes: “They’re really cool!” “They make them for Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Dr. […]
Monster Mashup: Why can’t Finding Bigfoot Find Bigfoot?
I know this may seem a bit random, given I don’t believe in Bigfoot, but after watching 8 seasons of the show, I’ve finally hit my “wait until next” episode limit. Those fuckers better find […]