True Detective Tuesday: More Frank Semyon!
Okay, despite all my ramblings about the shitshow that is TD2, I had to watch another episode, the fourth. Which once again was terrible. A quick summary of the plot. Rachel McAdams is put on […]
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Ramblings’ Not on my TV: EMMY NOMS.
Money’s been exchanged, payments made… and the Emmy Nominations are out! Is it me or was every show, crappy or not, nominated for at least some minor award? Look, I know there are lots of […]
True Detective S.2, Truly Terrible!
Not since the drop in quality from comedy giant Caddyshack to cable reject Caddyshack 2 has a franchise suffered such a massive defeat. The last Roman, Prius Androgynous, watching as the Visigoths burned his once great city, […]
FESTER FRIDAY: Jon Snow is Dead – Get over it!!!
SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS YOU ARE NOT A GAME OF THRONES FAN. That’s right. At this point, there is no excuse not to know this, other than, you don’t really give a […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Jeb Bush!
It’s already election season, and this 2016 looks like it’s gonna be a doozy. With 57 Republicans already announcing their intention for a shot at wasting four years of this country’s time – and God […]
THOUGHTLESS THURSDAY: Fake Orca – Live Sea Lions. How could this possibly go wrong?
Really? Putting a fake “Orca” in a harbor to scare off cute Sea Lions? That’s really being discussed, funded, implemented by town officials. Now I realize that the pro-fake-Orca crew will cite how badly the […]
Ramblings Not Quite at the Oscars: Part Deux – FOXCATCHER!
I promised you there’d be more, and here it is – my review of Foxcatcher. Even I’m shocked by the effort. Now yes it’s the DAY of the Oscars, and yes it’s only one […]
Ramblings’ Not Quite at the Oscars: Part I.
People say that Los Angeles doesn’t have weather, doesn’t have seasons. Not true. We have Award seasons. And none is greater than the Oscars! Why? Because the “movie” people send out Oscar screeners – free […]
Beneath the Mask: Images of the Year!
Thought I’d share some memorable images I saw this year. Note that none of these are important. They are all frivolous. If you want to really see images that mattered, I suggest you click over […]
Ramblings Not At the Movies: INTERSTELLAR!
Interstellar! Alright alright alright. How cool does this movie look! Matthew McConaughey running around in a spacesuit, looking really chill as he saves Michael Cain and a bunch of people in Kansas. Oh yeah, and […]