Debate 2012: Irish Night.
Let’s just cut to the “punch.” What the hell was that? You put two Irishmen that don’t like each other on a stage, and no brawl? No blows to the head? No whiskey? No post-fight […]
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Touchdown Tuesday: God Benches Jets, starts Tebow.
In a move foreseen by many prophets, God in a news conference held at the East Rutherford Sheridan, announced he was benching the entire Jets team, organization, owners, and the fans, even the ones that […]
Ramblings Not At The Movies: Taken 2.
Taken 2! Big weekend hit, made about a gazillion dollars. Plot is pretty obvious. Liam Neeson once again has to become a total badass to save his slutty daughter from dark-skinned bad guys somewhere in […]
Debate 2012: Snoozapalooza.
Watched the debate, and regardless of who you think won … I think there should be general agreement that boredom was the word of the night. Real, soul-numbing boredom, that not even a bottle of […]
MONDAY MELTDOWN.
Can’t believe another weekend behind us, and nothing to show for the past two days but less hair and lower hydration. Oh yes, and rage. Cold, impotent rage. Cause, a horrible thing happened this weekend. […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE NEWS.
That’s right. I fucking hate the news, and so should you. Because it’s mostly terrible. You never put on the news and find out your life is better. The exception being if they’re reporting the […]
Ramblings Fall TV Preview. Volume I. The Letter R.
That’s right. I’m doing a Fall TV preview. Just like the big boys! EW, eat your heart out. HITFIX can’t touch this. Hollywood Reporter … go report on being schooled! What are my qualifications? I […]
RAMBLINGS NOT AT THE MOVIES: TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE.
Let’s get right into this snoozer, which I will never, ever see. Not even on cable. Not even on a plane where it’s on the tiny screen inches from my face in my claustrophobic economy […]
WARP SPEED WEDNESDAY. NASA.
I saw on CNN today that NASA was retiring the Space Shuttle Endeavor, as they cut to a shot of the clumsy looking space craft, airborne, humping a much cooler looking 747. And my first […]
Jets Coach Rex Ryan guarantees Jets will win Sunday — and that he’ll gain back 120 pounds.
Newly skinny Jets Coach Rex Ryan guaranteed that the Jets would defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers this Sunday by 10 points, and also guaranteed he’s gonna gain back about 120 pounds in the next two years. […]