Fester Friday: The Shutdown!
I mean, how hard is it for government to do what it’s best at… spend our money! Yet, somehow, the clowns on both sides of the aisle can’t even agree to blow our hard earned […]
Fester Friday
Fester Friday: Duke Basketball!
Yes, I know this one seems a bit lazy, but this is my seventh post in seven days… I need a one inch putt. So I give you a photo gallery of already doctored photos […]
Fester Friday: 2017, don’t let the door hit you in the Ass!
What am I festering about ? This annoying F-ing year. Fires, floods and North Korean nukes. And that’s without discussing politics, which I never engage in sober. And yes, I know it’s not Friday, which also […]
FESTER FRIDAY: TEN PEOPLE YOU HATE IN YOUR GYM.
About twice a year, on the advice of my doctor, I drag my sorry ass to the gym, promptly buy a smoothie, then park myself on a stationary bike that is out of service, and […]
FESTER FRIDAY: Jon Snow is Dead – Get over it!!!
SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS YOU ARE NOT A GAME OF THRONES FAN. That’s right. At this point, there is no excuse not to know this, other than, you don’t really give a […]
FESTER FRIDAY: GENERAL POONHOUND
In an endless annual news cycle of pure crap, this week’s Petraeus scandal wins the prize. Breaking News! Generals like to bang skanks! And so do politicians. And fat middle aged men on business […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE ELECTION!
That’s right. I’m pissed off at the election. Why? Cause the lead up has been so boring. First off, there’s only two guys running. It’s like the end of the NCAA Tournament, after 62 teams […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE NEWS.
That’s right. I fucking hate the news, and so should you. Because it’s mostly terrible. You never put on the news and find out your life is better. The exception being if they’re reporting the […]
FESTER FRIDAY: FRIDAY.
That’s right. I got a problem with Friday. It’s a very over-rated day. Whole fucking week … everyone can’t wait till Friday. Whether you’re in a corner office or a cubicle, you spend the whole […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE MOON
That’s right. The Moon. I hate the fucking Moon. And here’s why … it’s utterly worthless. Because: It’s not a planet. It’s just a Moon. And not a unique Moon. There are trillions of Moons, […]