FESTER FRIDAY: HENRY VIII, Royal Dickhead.
That’s right Henry VIII, you selfish, fat fuck. I’m talking about you. I got your number, tubby. You’re soooooo religious … as you kill all your wives, steal church land, and put poor Jonathan Rhys […]
Fester Friday
Fester Friday: Gnomes.
Enough said. They are not Dwarves. They are not Elves. They are not Smurfs. They are not Hobbits or Goblins. They service no plot elements in Harry Potter, other than to fuck around in the […]
Fester Friday: The Pooping Waiter.
I’ve decided to take a break from writing homages to The Onion, and go on a true rant. Since it’s Friday, I’m gonna be creative and call this angry, juvenile column, Fester Friday. Perhaps […]