For some, enlightenment comes from meditation, silent contemplation, religious devotion. Opening the mind to the universe. Feeling the energy that surrounds all of us in this dark, lonely cosmos… Not me. Real truths come to […]
Following my very doomed prediction that 2018 would exceed 2017, I decided to head to Iceland to actually prove that elves live there -given their government recognizes their existence (no joke). Like Iceland’s ambition to […]
I can’t wait until TWILIGHT 17 comes out 20 years from now … and 46 year-old Taylor Lautner rips off his shirt and has a gut. 46 year-olds don’t give a shit. It’s darkest before […]
It’s always darkest before the dawn. And also right after Mom drinks her third Gin. Every Cialis commercial ends with the man and woman side by side in outdoor bathtubs. Does Cialis make your dick […]
Crazy people are hard to sneak up on. Never kill the messenger. It may be your wine club delivery. As a general rule, the homeless know how to party. Opthamologists are different from Optometrists … […]
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