COMING SOON! Ramblings’ Not At The Movies: Godzilla: King of the Monsters!
Spoiler alert: Movie will rock, but should have been titled: Godzilla, Ghidorah and Rodan kiss Mothra’s massive mothballs. All Hail King Mothra!
Rambling Not At The Movies
Ramblings’ Not At the Oscars: The Golden Globes.
First off, Happy 2016! And happy 1998 to those of you living in Eastern Europe and Glendale. Very excited to get this year going with some thoughts on the saucy start of Awards season in […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Movies: The Martian!
BRING HIM HOME! That’s what the movie’s hundred million dollar marketing campaign is demanding we do, as America’s sweetheart Matt Damon stares at us in his big-ass helmet, trapped way the hell up on Mars. […]
Ramblings Not At the Movies: INTERSTELLAR!
Interstellar! Alright alright alright. How cool does this movie look! Matthew McConaughey running around in a spacesuit, looking really chill as he saves Michael Cain and a bunch of people in Kansas. Oh yeah, and […]
RAMBLINGS’ NOT AT THE MOVIES: AFTER EARTH
Okay, I haven’t “not” seen a movie recently that really inspired me to write a review … until this gem. From what I’ve been able to figure out from the trailers — and terrible reviews […]
Ramblings Not At The Movies: STAND UP GUYS.
The logical post today was to rant about the SUPERBOWL, but it was so boring. I mean, when I passed out drunk just as the third quarter was starting, the score was 28-6, and one […]
Ramblings Holidays: Ten Movies Your Annoying Cousin Edgar Will Hate
Because all of us have an annoying Cousin Edgar. He may not be named Edgar, or even be a woman, but the type exists. You never liked them as kids, yet somehow, like clockwork, until […]
Ramblings Not At The Movies: Taken 2.
Taken 2! Big weekend hit, made about a gazillion dollars. Plot is pretty obvious. Liam Neeson once again has to become a total badass to save his slutty daughter from dark-skinned bad guys somewhere in […]
RAMBLINGS NOT AT THE MOVIES: TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE.
Let’s get right into this snoozer, which I will never, ever see. Not even on cable. Not even on a plane where it’s on the tiny screen inches from my face in my claustrophobic economy […]
RAMBLINGS’ NOT AT THE MOVIES: THE WATCH
Welcome to the first installment of “NOT AT THE MOVIES!” What the hell does that mean? Exactly what it sounds like. I will review movies THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN, neither in the theaters or […]