Ramblings’ Not At the Polls
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Write in Khaleesi!
That’s right. I’ve had enough of both of the bums on the ballot. Let’s be honest. Donald Trump is the real world Walder Frey, minus the hair plugs. The Clintons are 100% Lannisters, with Hillary […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: The First Big Debate!
The press is declaring a dead heat in the polls, as the literal definition of polar opposites Hillary and The Donald prepare to debate the future of America’s great decline. While most of us would […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Ten Things Ben Carson Might Say!
Two weeks ago, in my ramble GOP Nerd Debate 2, I took a lot of flack for suggesting that Presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson was really really “high” during the second Presidential debate, as well as […]
Rambling’s Not At the Polls: GOP Nerd Debate 2!
Talk about eleven people you don’t want to sit with at lunch in Junior High. Even the Sikh kid wearing the Dakar and backtrace is cooler. And one of you just readers got really offended. […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Jeb Bush!
It’s already election season, and this 2016 looks like it’s gonna be a doozy. With 57 Republicans already announcing their intention for a shot at wasting four years of this country’s time – and God […]
ELECTION 2012: SPOILER ALERT – I KNOW WHO WINS!
That’s right. You don’t need to vote, or waste a night hearing Wolf Blitzer’s high pitched whine about which way Ohio goes. Because … Obama wins. That’s right. No chance he doesn’t. How do I […]
Debate 2012: Foreign Policy is good! Iran bad!
Yeah, they pretty much are unified on those two points. Oh, and the fact that we’re also not attacking Israel anytime soon. Other than that, what did we learn about our candidates, and their view […]
Debate 2012: Irish Night.
Let’s just cut to the “punch.” What the hell was that? You put two Irishmen that don’t like each other on a stage, and no brawl? No blows to the head? No whiskey? No post-fight […]