GAME OF THRONES: Spoiler. My predictions about the Season Finale.
Spoiler! I am writing this in advance of the season finale, and I swear to the Seven Gods and Hodor’s DJ headphones that I have zero friends at HBO and on the GOT writing staff. […]
Ramblings’ Not on my TV!
Game of Thrones Season 6 – “It’s Just Tits and Dragons!”
Ian McShane knew what he was talking about when he made that quote about GOT – though we’ve yet to see a topless Khaleesi actually riding a dragon – but one can always hope. But […]
Triumphant Tom Brady Thanks Legal Team led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish
Standing on the Manhattan courthouse steps following his federal victory in “Deflategate” Thursday, Tom Brady couldn’t heap enough praise on his crack legal team, led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish of Westeros. The square jawed […]
True Detective Tuesday: More Frank Semyon!
Okay, despite all my ramblings about the shitshow that is TD2, I had to watch another episode, the fourth. Which once again was terrible. A quick summary of the plot. Rachel McAdams is put on […]
Ramblings’ Not on my TV: EMMY NOMS.
Money’s been exchanged, payments made… and the Emmy Nominations are out! Is it me or was every show, crappy or not, nominated for at least some minor award? Look, I know there are lots of […]
True Detective S.2, Truly Terrible!
Not since the drop in quality from comedy giant Caddyshack to cable reject Caddyshack 2 has a franchise suffered such a massive defeat. The last Roman, Prius Androgynous, watching as the Visigoths burned his once great city, […]
RAMBLINGS TV: DOWNTON ABBEY SEASON 3
Break out the tea and crumpets, because Laura Linney’s favorite rich, lazy white people are back in action — or inaction — in what promises to be a tension filled season of missing shirts, bad […]
Ramblings Fall TV Preview. Volume I. The Letter R.
That’s right. I’m doing a Fall TV preview. Just like the big boys! EW, eat your heart out. HITFIX can’t touch this. Hollywood Reporter … go report on being schooled! What are my qualifications? I […]