Ramblings At The Super Bowl!
Super Bowl Sunday! Beer, chips, watching grown men give each other brain damage – what could be better? Everything! This game is going to be terrible. Not just the football crap – I’m talking the whole […]
Touchdown Tuesday
Triumphant Tom Brady Thanks Legal Team led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish
Standing on the Manhattan courthouse steps following his federal victory in “Deflategate” Thursday, Tom Brady couldn’t heap enough praise on his crack legal team, led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish of Westeros. The square jawed […]
10 Replacements for JETS Fireman Ed.
That’s right. The unspeakable has happened. Long time Jets fanatic Fireman Ed Ansalone has hung up his green helmet, and handed over the difficult job of slowly spelling out “JETS” for 60,000 screaming plumbers to […]
TOUCHDOWN TUESDAY: THE JETS FORCE ME TO POST DOG PICTURES.
Blame it on the Jets. Yes, the Jets. The sheer downward spiral of that “program,” if it is a program, has driven me to this … a move even more desperate than posting cute kitten […]
Touchdown Tuesday: God Benches Jets, starts Tebow.
In a move foreseen by many prophets, God in a news conference held at the East Rutherford Sheridan, announced he was benching the entire Jets team, organization, owners, and the fans, even the ones that […]
Jets Coach Rex Ryan guarantees Jets will win Sunday — and that he’ll gain back 120 pounds.
Newly skinny Jets Coach Rex Ryan guaranteed that the Jets would defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers this Sunday by 10 points, and also guaranteed he’s gonna gain back about 120 pounds in the next two years. […]
Ten Olympics Moments That NBC Decided Not To Televise
Debbie Phelps shows off son’s gold medals at pool … and her new gold two-piece. U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team tickled on floor mat by Al Roker. U.S. Crew team’s pledges clean boat in jock straps […]
NY Jets Coach Rex Ryan announces there is no Sanchez/Tebow Quarterback Controversy – “They Both Suck!”
Addressing the Press from a snack break at Carls Jr., NY Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan has decided to clear the air about what is being called a quarterback controversy in New York. “I’m tired […]