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Fester Friday: Duke Basketball!

Yes, I know this one seems a bit lazy, but this is my seventh post in seven days… I need a one inch putt. So I give you a photo gallery of already doctored photos dedicated to hating Duke! Yay, so easy!

Simple. Elegant. True. Well done Duke hater!
This one obviously was created like seven years ago. Pretty sure the most interesting guy died.
I love the makeup effects. As if a Duke player would ever get hurt.
Dick Vitale is Coach K’s Sara Huckabee Sanders. And sexy!
I’m pretty sure this one is factually incorrect. Let’s have some standards in our Duke hate.
This shirt, minus the message, is quite tasteful.
This is kinda lame. As is this post.
This can’t be real!
Wow. Sorta very offensive.

Alright, just posting about Duke is depressing. I’m done. Apologies all around.

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Hollywood screenwriter, reformed attorney and worshiper of the tiny princesses on Monster Island. Became a nerd as a child, thanks to lack of athletic ability, which turned me on to fantasy novels, scifi movies, and not having girlfriends. Favorite projects I've worked on as writer - various tv shows, adapting BBC SILK for the U.S., and the Japanese anime BLACKJACK. Oh and I also wrote the #1 Wondery podcast, MANslaughter.

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