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Observations from the Car Wash.

I can’t wait until TWILIGHT 17 comes out 20 years from now … and 46 year-old Taylor Lautner rips off his shirt and has a gut.  46 year-olds don’t give a shit. It’s darkest before […]

Observations from the Car Wash.

It’s always darkest before the dawn.  And also right after Mom drinks her third Gin. Every Cialis commercial ends with the man and woman side by side in outdoor bathtubs.  Does Cialis make your dick […]