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Christmas Cats!
Back by absolutely no demand. Once again, the basement has been crashed through, as another record low is discovered for this site. Christmas Cats… again! For like the tenth friggin’ time. What could be more […]
Observations from the Car Wash.
Following my very doomed prediction that 2018 would exceed 2017, I decided to head to Iceland to actually prove that elves live there -given their government recognizes their existence (no joke). Like Iceland’s ambition to […]
Warp Speed Wednesday: A Babysitter’s Guide to Monster Hunting!
I normally don’t do book reviews – or much of anything these days thanks to my gout – but this tome really captured my attention and excitement. Written by the multi-talented Joe Ballarini, former child […]
July 4 Cats!!!
Nothing says American Independence like cats in costumes. So crack a beer, pour some wine, or smoke some crack. It’s all legal now. I think. Point is, getting drunk and looking at photos of domesticated […]
Ramblings’ Not At the Oscars: The Golden Globes.
First off, Happy 2016! And happy 1998 to those of you living in Eastern Europe and Glendale. Very excited to get this year going with some thoughts on the saucy start of Awards season in […]
Ramblings’ Not on my TV: EMMY NOMS.
Money’s been exchanged, payments made… and the Emmy Nominations are out! Is it me or was every show, crappy or not, nominated for at least some minor award? Look, I know there are lots of […]
Ramblings Not Quite at the Oscars: Part Deux – FOXCATCHER!
I promised you there’d be more, and here it is – my review of Foxcatcher. Even I’m shocked by the effort. Now yes it’s the DAY of the Oscars, and yes it’s only one […]
Beneath the Mask: Images of the Year!
Thought I’d share some memorable images I saw this year. Note that none of these are important. They are all frivolous. If you want to really see images that mattered, I suggest you click over […]
Ramblings Not At the Movies: INTERSTELLAR!
Interstellar! Alright alright alright. How cool does this movie look! Matthew McConaughey running around in a spacesuit, looking really chill as he saves Michael Cain and a bunch of people in Kansas. Oh yeah, and […]