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Christmas Cats!

Back by absolutely no demand. Once again, the basement has been crashed through, as another record low is discovered for this site. Christmas Cats… again! For like the tenth friggin’ time. What could be more […]

Observations from the Car Wash.

I can’t wait until TWILIGHT 17 comes out 20 years from now … and 46 year-old Taylor Lautner rips off his shirt and has a gut.  46 year-olds don’t give a shit. It’s darkest before […]

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