Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Write in Khaleesi!
That’s right. I’ve had enough of both of the bums on the ballot. Let’s be honest. Donald Trump is the real world Walder Frey, minus the hair plugs. The Clintons are 100% Lannisters, with Hillary […]
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Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: The First Big Debate!
The press is declaring a dead heat in the polls, as the literal definition of polar opposites Hillary and The Donald prepare to debate the future of America’s great decline. While most of us would […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Jeb Bush!
It’s already election season, and this 2016 looks like it’s gonna be a doozy. With 57 Republicans already announcing their intention for a shot at wasting four years of this country’s time – and God […]
ELECTION 2012: SPOILER ALERT – I KNOW WHO WINS!
That’s right. You don’t need to vote, or waste a night hearing Wolf Blitzer’s high pitched whine about which way Ohio goes. Because … Obama wins. That’s right. No chance he doesn’t. How do I […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE ELECTION!
That’s right. I’m pissed off at the election. Why? Cause the lead up has been so boring. First off, there’s only two guys running. It’s like the end of the NCAA Tournament, after 62 teams […]
Debate 2012: Foreign Policy is good! Iran bad!
Yeah, they pretty much are unified on those two points. Oh, and the fact that we’re also not attacking Israel anytime soon. Other than that, what did we learn about our candidates, and their view […]
FESTER FRIDAY: THE NEWS.
That’s right. I fucking hate the news, and so should you. Because it’s mostly terrible. You never put on the news and find out your life is better. The exception being if they’re reporting the […]