General Patraeus – Ramblings Of An Asparagus

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FESTER FRIDAY: GENERAL POONHOUND

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In an endless annual news cycle of pure crap, this week’s Petraeus scandal wins the prize. Breaking News! Generals like to bang skanks! And so do politicians. And fat middle aged men on business […]