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Christmas Cats!
Back by absolutely no demand. Once again, the basement has been crashed through, as another record low is discovered for this site. Christmas Cats… again! For like the tenth friggin’ time. What could be more […]
Observations from the Car Wash.
Following my very doomed prediction that 2018 would exceed 2017, I decided to head to Iceland to actually prove that elves live there -given their government recognizes their existence (no joke). Like Iceland’s ambition to […]
Fester Friday: 2017, don’t let the door hit you in the Ass!
What am I festering about ? This annoying F-ing year. Fires, floods and North Korean nukes. And that’s without discussing politics, which I never engage in sober. And yes, I know it’s not Friday, which also […]
Warp Speed Wednesday: A Babysitter’s Guide to Monster Hunting!
I normally don’t do book reviews – or much of anything these days thanks to my gout – but this tome really captured my attention and excitement. Written by the multi-talented Joe Ballarini, former child […]
Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: The First Big Debate!
The press is declaring a dead heat in the polls, as the literal definition of polar opposites Hillary and The Donald prepare to debate the future of America’s great decline. While most of us would […]
July 4 Cats!!!
Nothing says American Independence like cats in costumes. So crack a beer, pour some wine, or smoke some crack. It’s all legal now. I think. Point is, getting drunk and looking at photos of domesticated […]
Ramblings At The Super Bowl!
Super Bowl Sunday! Beer, chips, watching grown men give each other brain damage – what could be better? Everything! This game is going to be terrible. Not just the football crap – I’m talking the whole […]
Ramblings’ Not At the Oscars: The Golden Globes.
First off, Happy 2016! And happy 1998 to those of you living in Eastern Europe and Glendale. Very excited to get this year going with some thoughts on the saucy start of Awards season in […]