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10 Replacements for JETS Fireman Ed.

That’s right.  The unspeakable has happened.  Long time Jets fanatic Fireman Ed Ansalone has hung up his green helmet, and handed over the difficult job of slowly spelling out “JETS” for 60,000 screaming plumbers to […]

FESTER FRIDAY: THE ELECTION!

That’s right.  I’m pissed off at the election.  Why?  Cause the lead up has been so boring.  First off, there’s only two guys running.  It’s like the end of the NCAA Tournament, after 62 teams […]

Debate 2012: Snoozapalooza.

Watched the debate, and regardless of who you think won … I think there should be general agreement that boredom was the word of the night.  Real, soul-numbing boredom, that not even a bottle of […]

FESTER FRIDAY: THE NEWS.

That’s right.  I fucking hate the news, and so should you.  Because it’s mostly terrible.  You never put on the news and find out your life is better.  The exception being if they’re reporting the […]