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Observations from the Car Wash.

Following my very doomed prediction that 2018 would exceed 2017, I decided to head to Iceland to actually prove that elves live there -given their government recognizes their existence (no joke). Like Iceland’s ambition to […]

FESTER FRIDAY: THE NEWS.

That’s right.  I fucking hate the news, and so should you.  Because it’s mostly terrible.  You never put on the news and find out your life is better.  The exception being if they’re reporting the […]