Ramblings At The Super Bowl!
Super Bowl Sunday! Beer, chips, watching grown men give each other brain damage – what could be better? Everything! This game is going to be terrible. Not just the football crap – I’m talking the whole […]
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Triumphant Tom Brady Thanks Legal Team led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish
Standing on the Manhattan courthouse steps following his federal victory in “Deflategate” Thursday, Tom Brady couldn’t heap enough praise on his crack legal team, led by Lord “Little Finger” Baelish of Westeros. The square jawed […]
Beneath the Mask: Images of the Year!
Thought I’d share some memorable images I saw this year. Note that none of these are important. They are all frivolous. If you want to really see images that mattered, I suggest you click over […]
TOUCHDOWN TUESDAY: THE JETS FORCE ME TO POST DOG PICTURES.
Blame it on the Jets. Yes, the Jets. The sheer downward spiral of that “program,” if it is a program, has driven me to this … a move even more desperate than posting cute kitten […]
Touchdown Tuesday: God Benches Jets, starts Tebow.
In a move foreseen by many prophets, God in a news conference held at the East Rutherford Sheridan, announced he was benching the entire Jets team, organization, owners, and the fans, even the ones that […]
The Unexamined Life II.
Okay, so I received some complaints after the first THE UNEXAMINED LIFE post – some being “two” – regarding the meteoric plummet of the piece, which I advertised would rise above the typical muck of […]
FESTER FRIDAY: FRIDAY.
That’s right. I got a problem with Friday. It’s a very over-rated day. Whole fucking week … everyone can’t wait till Friday. Whether you’re in a corner office or a cubicle, you spend the whole […]
Observations from a car wash.
Crazy people are hard to sneak up on. Never kill the messenger. It may be your wine club delivery. As a general rule, the homeless know how to party. Opthamologists are different from Optometrists … […]
NY Jets Coach Rex Ryan announces there is no Sanchez/Tebow Quarterback Controversy – “They Both Suck!”
Addressing the Press from a snack break at Carls Jr., NY Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan has decided to clear the air about what is being called a quarterback controversy in New York. “I’m tired […]