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July 4 Cats!!!

Nothing says American Independence like cats in costumes. So crack a beer, pour some wine, or smoke some crack. It’s all legal now. I think. Point is, getting drunk and looking at photos of domesticated […]

FESTER FRIDAY: GENERAL POONHOUND

  In an endless annual news cycle of pure crap, this week’s Petraeus scandal wins the prize.  Breaking News!  Generals like to bang skanks!  And so do politicians.  And fat middle aged men on business […]

FESTER FRIDAY: THE ELECTION!

That’s right.  I’m pissed off at the election.  Why?  Cause the lead up has been so boring.  First off, there’s only two guys running.  It’s like the end of the NCAA Tournament, after 62 teams […]

Debate 2012: Irish Night.

Let’s just cut to the “punch.”  What the hell was that?  You put two Irishmen that don’t like each other on a stage, and no brawl?  No blows to the head?  No whiskey?  No post-fight […]