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[ June 12, 2016 ] Game of Thrones Season 6 – “It’s Just Tits and Dragons!” Ramblings' Not on my TV!
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[ July 21, 2015 ] True Detective Tuesday: More Frank Semyon! Ramblings' Not on my TV!
[ July 16, 2015 ] Ramblings’ Not on my TV: EMMY NOMS. Ramblings' Not on my TV!
[ July 7, 2015 ] True Detective S.2, Truly Terrible! Ramblings' Not on my TV!
[ June 25, 2015 ] FESTER FRIDAY: Jon Snow is Dead – Get over it!!! Fester Friday
[ June 22, 2015 ] Ramblings’ Not At The Polls: Jeb Bush! Ramblings' Not At the Polls
[ May 28, 2015 ] THOUGHTLESS THURSDAY: Fake Orca – Live Sea Lions. How could this possibly go wrong? Thoughtless Thursday
[ February 22, 2015 ] Ramblings Not Quite at the Oscars: Part Deux – FOXCATCHER! Ramblings' Not At the Oscars
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[ December 31, 2014 ] Beneath the Mask: Images of the Year! Beneath the Mask
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[ October 24, 2012 ] Monster Mashup: The Scorpion and the Mothra. Monster Mashup
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[ April 2, 2020 ] Tipsy Turtle Says! Meme Madness!

THOUGHTLESS THURSDAY: Fake Orca – Live Sea Lions. How could this possibly go wrong?

Marty 1

Really? Putting a fake “Orca” in a harbor to scare off cute Sea Lions? That’s really being discussed, funded, implemented by town officials. Now I realize that the pro-fake-Orca crew will cite how badly the […]

Fester Friday: The Pooping Waiter.

Marty 3

I’ve decided to take a break from writing homages to The Onion, and go on a true rant. Since it’s Friday, I’m gonna be creative and call this angry, juvenile column, Fester Friday. Perhaps […]