FESTER FRIDAY: THE NEWS.
That’s right. I fucking hate the news, and so should you. Because it’s mostly terrible. You never put on the news and find out your life is better. The exception being if they’re reporting the […]
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World’s Fastest Man Run Over By World’s Slowest Driver
The world’s fastest man, Abebe Bogale of Ethiopa, winner of multiple gold medals in the past two Olympics in the 100 and 200 meter sprints, was run over on Thursday by the world’s slowest driver, […]