Observations from the Car Wash.
I can’t wait until TWILIGHT 17 comes out 20 years from now … and 46 year-old Taylor Lautner rips off his shirt and has a gut. 46 year-olds don’t give a shit. It’s darkest before […]
Twilight
Ramblings Not At The Movies: Taken 2.
Taken 2! Big weekend hit, made about a gazillion dollars. Plot is pretty obvious. Liam Neeson once again has to become a total badass to save his slutty daughter from dark-skinned bad guys somewhere in […]
FESTER FRIDAY: HENRY VIII, Royal Dickhead.
That’s right Henry VIII, you selfish, fat fuck. I’m talking about you. I got your number, tubby. You’re soooooo religious … as you kill all your wives, steal church land, and put poor Jonathan Rhys […]