True Detective Tuesday: More Frank Semyon!
Okay, despite all my ramblings about the shitshow that is TD2, I had to watch another episode, the fourth. Which once again was terrible. A quick summary of the plot. Rachel McAdams is put on […]
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True Detective S.2, Truly Terrible!
Not since the drop in quality from comedy giant Caddyshack to cable reject Caddyshack 2 has a franchise suffered such a massive defeat. The last Roman, Prius Androgynous, watching as the Visigoths burned his once great city, […]
RAMBLINGS’ BUMMER MOVIE ENDINGS
That’s right. I like movies with happy endings. And before you make a bad Thai massage joke, no, I don’t like happy endings to my massages. I like my massages traditional, with harp music, at […]
Moral Monday: The Grasshopper and the Ant.
Of course we had to hit the Ant and the Grasshopper one of these Moral Mondays. It’s THE Classic of Aesop’s “let’s bum kids out” Fables. As everyone knows, the Ant works really hard all […]
RAMBLINGS’ NOT AT THE MOVIES: THE WATCH
Welcome to the first installment of “NOT AT THE MOVIES!” What the hell does that mean? Exactly what it sounds like. I will review movies THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN, neither in the theaters or […]